windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
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