You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
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