I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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