But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
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