Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
Why can't burritos get me drunk
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
Randomize
