Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Randomize
