His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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