you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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