I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
Realized I'm still to drunk to comprehend work emails. Marked them all as unread. Here's to responsible hang overs.
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
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