Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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