im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
Even the bartender felt bad for me
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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