He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
i out mim tonsoeep
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