Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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