Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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