woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
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