Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
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