How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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