...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
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