I love black thongs
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
no you cant smoke seaweed
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
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