I love black thongs
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
We have so much sex to catch up on
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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