this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
I can't turn off my feet"
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
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