If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
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