dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
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