I don't usually arrange sex via text message
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
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