How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
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