I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
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