So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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