I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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