Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
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