My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
You know you're getting old when 19 year olds you've met on tinder advise you that you should start looking for a wife and/or the mother of your children
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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