So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
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