The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
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