singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
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