i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
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