hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
I JUST MACED MY OWN FACE
This is by far the best text I have ever woken up to.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
