Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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