everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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