don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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