Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
Randomize
