the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
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