i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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