I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
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