You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
Randomize
