sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
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