Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
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