at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
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