Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
god i wish i could take a shit and a shower at the same time
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
Randomize
