the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
I think people are normalizing furries
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
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