he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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