CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
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