BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
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