it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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