Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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