Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
This house was built for laser tag.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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