I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
I need water and some morals
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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